Terms of Use
Effective Date: January 1, 2024
Welcome to LoudEgg.com, the site that’s so egg-citing, you might just crack up. By accessing or using our Site, you agree to be bound by the following Terms of Service. Please read these terms carefully before you use the Site, because let’s face it, who reads these things?
Use of the Site
You agree to use the Site in accordance with these Terms of Service and all applicable laws and regulations. You may not use the Site for any unlawful or prohibited purpose, like trying to hack into our mainframe to steal our secret recipe for the perfect omelet.
Intellectual Property
All content on the Site, including text, graphics, logos, images, and software, is the property of LoudEgg.com or its content providers and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from any content on the Site without our express written permission. We’re not yolking around here.
User Content
By submitting content to the Site, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, and worldwide license to use, reproduce, modify, and display such content. So, if you post a picture of your breakfast, don’t be surprised if it ends up on our billboards.
Limitation of Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, LoudEgg.com and its affiliates shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from or related to your use of the Site. This includes, but is not limited to, damages for loss of profits, data, or other intangible losses. In other words, if you burn your toast while browsing our Site, that’s on you.
Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless LoudEgg.com and its affiliates from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, or expenses arising out of or related to your use of the Site or violation of these Terms of Service.
Termination
We may terminate or suspend your access to the Site at our sole discretion, without notice, for any reason, including if you violate these Terms of Service. We reserve the right to give you the boot, so don’t ruffle our feathers.
Governing Law
These Terms of Service are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of New York State, without regard to its conflict of law principles. So, if you have a beef with us, you’ll have to take it up with The Big Apple.
Changes to Terms of Service
We may update these Terms of Service from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. Your continued use of the Site after any modifications indicates your acceptance of the updated Terms of Service. We promise we won’t change them as often as you change your socks.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at: